As well as having unique finger prints, we all have unique tongue prints.
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick.
Kangaroos can’t walk backwards.
How does a scientist freshen her breath?
With experi-mints.
Tomatoes and avocados are actually fruits, not vegetables.
A group of frogs is called an army.
What is a computer’s favorite snack?
Computer chips.
How do you make a lemon drop?
Just let it fall.